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"It’s Fiiinnneee" Chaos Tee

$22.00
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When the world’s on fire but your coping mechanism is sarcasm — meet the “It’s Fiiinnneee” Tee.

Draped in mystical flames and celestial chaos, this shirt is for the spiritually self-aware souls who know exactly what kind of meltdown they’re surviving (with style, of course).

Whether you're dodging Mercury retrograde disasters, parenting through portal season, or watching society unravel with a latte in hand — this is your new favorite uniform.

🔥 Ethically printed on soft black fabric
🔮 Infused with ancient chaos energy (kidding… kind of)
🕯️ Unisex fit for witches, wizards, and wounded healers alike

It’s fiiinnneee. Really. Probably.

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  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.